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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."

"I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier. Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US."

"When someone says ""The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you"", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me."

"Okay, I'm lost... Can someone please lend me Facebook: Seasons 1 and 2 ???"

"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."

"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."

"What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap"

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""

"I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes."

"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"