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Joke of the Day

"After Iran and Saudi Arabia cut ties Iranians stopped praying towards Mecca ... all their prayers are going to go to Spam anyway"

"Before criticising anyone, walk a mile in their shoes because when you do you are a mile away and have their shoes.."

"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"

"Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account. Please don't mix it up like last year."

"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."

"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."

"Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!"

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""

"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"