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Joke of the Day

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"The thief who stole my calendar... Got 12 months."

"8yo: Do we have a fire extinguisher? Me: Yes. 8yo: Where? Me:... 8yo: WHERE! 6yo: (from outside) It's spreading. Me: I'm up."

"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"Why don't black people dream? The last black man to have a dream got shot."

"r/Jokes Do you know any jokes told in the first person? I always enjoy a good joke told as if it actually happened to the person telling it. Know any good ones?"

"4 different views of a tunnel PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."

"What do you call a black man with no arms or legs? TRUSTWORTHY! "

"Don't go to the bathroom outside that shit's illegal"

"What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders."