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Joke of the Day
"What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? ""I'm stuck on you!"""
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"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up."
"I dated a lizard once but he had a-reptile dysfunction so it didn't work out."
"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."
"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"
"One Direction."
"Why do soccer players not play in the rain? It makes their makeup run."
"What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? They are both full of crap."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"