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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite... When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up."

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"#rubbishjokes How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's a hardware problem."

"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"

"Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture."

"My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say: ""Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"""

"Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch."

"What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana? He re-peeled it."

"W T F After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F."

"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"