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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."

"What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe."

"Where do fish come from? Finland!"

"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with the light on."

"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."

"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"

"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"

"My internet was just down for 5 minutes, Im okay, but the 9-1-1 operator was being a total bitch about it."