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Joke of the Day
"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"
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"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
"What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight? The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive"
"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."
"Doctor: You're obese. Patient: ***Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You're quite ugly, too.***"
"How do you spell ""sawss"" as in ""spaghetti sawss"" ?"
"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."
"In a knife fight with street entertainers I always go straight for the juggler."
"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."
"Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol."