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Joke of the Day

"A guy types ""lower case is for the lower class people"" someone else replies with ""I guess that makes you a capitalist"""

"How much do pirates pay for piercings? A buccaneer!"

"What is the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."

"Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object every time."

"Every meal I didn't have to cook myself is the best meal I've ever had."

"Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? He was resisting a rest"

"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"

"At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled... ""Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."" The bartender was almost crushed to death."

"Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano? He was fingering a minor"

"At first notice, the word ""Diputseromneve"" looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid."