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Joke of the Day

"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."

"""Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"" -That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go? -He went to the left. -**Goddammit!!!**"

"I was kicked out of the gym for arguing with my step aerobics instructor, but I don't care. She's not my real aerobics instructor."

"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."

"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"

"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"

"The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi."

"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"

"My dad used to beat me while playing chess... Because I'd always win."

"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"