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Joke of the Day

"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."

"If I could pick a superpower it would be to clone myself so the other me could answer the 4,291,386 questions my 4 year old asks daily"

"Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner."

"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"

"I hate when I give people nicknames like ""stupid face"" on my phone and I cant remember who the stupid face is."

"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."

"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"

"A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"This is what I told my nephew when he said he wanted to be a videogame journalist when he grew up The only thing worse than a job in video games or journalism is a job in videogame journalism"