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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."
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"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"
"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"
"My friend got fired from his job selling industrial vacuum cleaners. It's cool though he said it sucked."
"Do you think Earth makes fun of the other planets... ...because they have no life?"
"Watching real love on shows like The Bachelor makes me realize my own marriage is a fake bucket of shit."
"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."