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Joke of the Day

"My friend got fired from his job selling industrial vacuum cleaners. It's cool though he said it sucked."

"LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry."

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"

"Today at the bank, a little old lady asked me to help check her balance. So, I pushed her over."

"Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?"

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"*Attempts to give a Homeless guy change* Him: Thanks. You never know, one day my situation might be you. Me: Really? *holds on to change*"

"A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm. ""Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."""

"What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car? How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger."