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Joke of the Day
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
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"What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error."
"What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money."
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""I got up."" ""I got up who?"" ""In that case, the bathroom's over there."""
"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."
"9/11 never forget 11/9 always regret"
"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"
"I haven't told many people... But last night I was sexually assaulted. Though eventually, I managed to beat him off."
"Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch."
"What is the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"