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Joke of the Day
"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""
Next Joke
"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."
"So I went to a zoo with only one animal... It's a shit-zhu"
"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."
"why do women enjoy sex more than men A wise man said : ""When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"""
"What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawly"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Why can't New Zealanders tell you how many sexual partners they've had? Every time they start to count, they fall asleep."
"- Michelle, we must break up... - Oh, I'll kill myself! - That's a nice bonus. Thank you!"
"When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences."