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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"
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"Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League..."
"Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them? Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?"
"What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver? Quack quack!"
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
"I want to have sex with McKayla Maroney... But I think she would be unimpressed."
"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."
"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"