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Joke of the Day

"Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some."

"Why did jesus not go to australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating."

"Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!"

"Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen."

"DID YOU KNOW? If you sleep on your side every night, your face eventually slides around your head like on a flounder."

"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."

"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"

"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"