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Joke of the Day
"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"
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"Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help."
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"What do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob."
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