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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese don't like Tibet..."
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"I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically."
"Good News: The Giant Panda is no longer considered 'Endangered'. Bad News: It's now considered 'Extinct'."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic."
"I once swallowed two strings and they came out tied together. Yeah, I shit you knot!"
"I cleaned my wood floors with furniture polish and now I'm a pretty pretty ice dancer."
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8."
"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"
"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"
"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."