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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? If so, I'll vote for it."

"It's amazing how few people list ""The Hospital"" as their emergency contact."

"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"

"What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache."

"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."

"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."

"My name is Frank Ulman; my friends call me F.U. I guess that makes me F.U. the first; so if I have a son, he will be F.U.2"

"Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER"

"What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!"

"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."