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Joke of the Day
"It's amazing how few people list ""The Hospital"" as their emergency contact."
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"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."
"""Asparagus!!!"" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life"
"What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too."
"For awhile I'm thinking about going out tonight...I haven't seen those blurry people that ask me how much I've had to drink for awhile!"
"What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? ""Please pass the salt."""
"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."
"What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard."
"An irishman walks out of a bar..."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"