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Joke of the Day

"My name is Frank Ulman; my friends call me F.U. I guess that makes me F.U. the first; so if I have a son, he will be F.U.2"

"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."

"What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage"

"If you see a glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass."

"Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!"

"Accidentally shoved a girl I didn't like to the left in the grocery store thinking I was on Tinder."

"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."

"*breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it"

"When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Saw this as a trail of sticky notes left on someone's door at work."

"Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."