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Joke of the Day

"What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache."

"I heard the Pope's first choice for a guest was in fact Hillary... But he couldn't afford her speaking fees"

"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"

"""A Vegan...like Mr. Spock?"" ""No mom...that's a Vulcan."""

"So I went to a zoo with only one animal... It's a shit-zhu"

"Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""

"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."

"A Mexican, a black guy, and an Asian are in a car. Who's driving? They better hope it's not the Asian."

"I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable."

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."