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Joke of the Day
"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"
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"Comedy is like a baby shower Useless if the delivery goes wrong"
"Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again."
"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."
"Are those your discarded fingernails on this bus seat or are you just happy to watch me throw up my breakfast?"
"The guy who told me I sucked at tennis puns is failing as a comic. Serves him right."
"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"
"What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill? The penguin who pushed him!"
"The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
"Want to have a haircut like Jesus? Just ask for the ""What Would Jesus 'Do!"""