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Joke of the Day

"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."

"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."

"Husband: I'm going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax. Me: sounds awesome! H: Will you get them ready for me?"

"Why did the man eat all of the bananas? Because they were appealing."

"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""

"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."

"I married way too young She was chinese."

"What do you call one chickpeas smashing another? Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows"