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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"
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"Me on the Phone: I'm going to ""work"" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes."
"If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel."
"*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*"
"If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk."
"For Halloween, I've decided to go as the scariest thing I could think of Hillary J. Trump"
"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."
"My dad was cutting up onions and I started tearing up. Onions was a great dog. :'("
"What do you call homosexual dinosaurs? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass."
"Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs."