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Joke of the Day
"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"
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"I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg"
"FLY WITHOUT WINGS Q: What is a fly without wings? A: A walk."
"The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt."
"What do you call a man who cuts down trees? A tree feller."
"I have my headphones on, but judging by the reactions, that was an audible fart."
"What do you call an impotent lizard? A reptile dysfunction"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass."
"I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I'm worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor."