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Joke of the Day

"Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight."

"What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire."

"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."

"Why can't the French cook two eggs? Because one egg is *un oeuf*"

"I like my women like I like my coffee, I can't afford coffee"

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"Utilizing your Miranda rights... POLICE: Anything you say will be held against you... BOY: Titties."

"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"

"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."

"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"