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Joke of the Day
"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"
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"How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7"
"A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )"
"What did one cracker say to the other? ""Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."""
"Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!"
"Slaves be like ""Oh, you worked four years for your Bachelors?"" I worked 50 for my Masters"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard."
"I met a really cool girl name Helicase, but there's a problem... ... she's always trying to unzip my genes."