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Joke of the Day

"Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )"

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"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Rather than change it they will just sit in a corner and cry like little bitches"
"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"
"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""
"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"
"I told my son about the birds and the bees... He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect"
"I think my favorite MLK Day tradition is giving pans of ex-lax laced brownies to all the local racist organizations."
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