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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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"How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically"
"Why was the broom late? Because he overswept."
"What do you call a well rounded, very intelligent gay man? A homogeneous homo genius!"
"That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends."
"What is the Italian postal motto? We know where **you** live, your family too!"
"If your clock strikes thirteen, what time is it? Time to get a new clock."
"Why do robots make bad boyfriends? They just screw, nut, then bolt."
"I have an apathy problem. But it's okay because I don't care."
"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"