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Joke of the Day
"What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant? Fetus Abortus!"
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"I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?"
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts."
"A redneck sees another carrying a sheep under each arm. So he asks him, ""you shearing?"" The other answers ""nope, gonna fuck 'em both m'self."""
"What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms? Man! This threesome is getting me wet!"
"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"
"Turkey and Russia Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
"Hey dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather."
"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."