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Joke of the Day
"How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7"
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"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: is this the man who robbed u *holds up picture of himself* ME: yes POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: give me ur wallet ME: dang it"
"This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3 >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*"
"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."
"Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?"
"What do you call a body with no nose? Nobody knows!"
"How do you blindfold an Asian? With Dental Floss"
"Nothing says ""poor money management"" like a run down house with a 60 inch plasma screen in the living room."
"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"[sees kid hitting pinata] Me: wow he really hates horses"