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Joke of the Day
"doktor: did you get a drug test? me: nah I know what I'm on"
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"My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years.."
"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"ME: I'd like to order...the updog. WAITER: How would u like that prepared? ME: um medium well? W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done"
"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"
"At the liquor store: ""Hey, do you need help?"" ""Yes, but I come here instead"""
"People keep making apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"
"""Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"" ""yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"""
"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."
"What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt? It's not right, but it's OK"