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Joke of the Day
"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"
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"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."
"*buys roofies, slips then into girlfriends drink, plays video games for 8 hours straight in peace and quiet*"
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because very few of them know how to dance."
"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"
"What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common? You don't see either one coming."
"What do iPhone 7 and the lastest trailer Pirates of the Carribean 5 have in common? They have no Jack."
"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."
"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."