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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"

"A man walked into a cafe in Mexico... ""Hello!"" he says to a squeamish waiter. ""Do you have any Mexican Jews?"" ""Hmm... let me check in the back"" the waiter replied. That's when the condom broke."

"What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction"

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"

"What do you call a shaggy terrorist ? Mr. Boombastic"

"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."

"My gardener is completely incompetent He keeps soiling himself"

"If you... ... fap on an airplane, are you hijacking?"

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."

"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."