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Joke of the Day
"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."
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"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""
"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."
"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""
"Two midgets got married They found their other half"
"So what do you call a busy soviet A Russian....yeah...."
"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."
"Mirror inspector Now that's a job I could really see myself doing"