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"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"
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"If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store."
"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"
"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes."
"If 'we are what we eat'! Then I'm a huge dick you guys. I'm really sorry"
"I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon"
"/r/jokes wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.002% of recylced content."
"What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel."
"i forgot the word ""whirlpool"" so i had to search the internet for ""drain tornadoes"""