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Joke of the Day

"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."

"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"

"Stevie Wonder is the worst Father Hasnt seen his kids in years"

"I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her."

"A list of Hilary Clinton jokes. [deleted]"

"I was having sex with this girl, and she said some other guy's name. I was pissed. Who the fuck is Rape?"

"The 2nd grade teacher asked parents to donate supplies for tie dye tshirt day but I'm not sure I can come up with that much weed by Friday."

"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."

"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."

"I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap."