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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a large penis? A sperm whale."
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"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."
"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."
"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists."
"I'm so fat... ...my favorite super hero is the supermarket."
"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."
"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"
"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"
"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."