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Joke of the Day

"What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh."

"Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a cooch across an airport; I'm sure they know NOT bacon"

"To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4"

"It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple."

"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"

"I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator!"

"When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, ""No, they're Dan's from accounting. But they're so cute!"""

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"This is an anti-joke!! What's green and has wheels?? Grass!!! I lied about the wheels!!"