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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."
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"Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool."
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever opened up a grilled cheese?"
"""She lived a long, long life. And saw basically nothing."" - eulogy for a cat"
"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."
"got kicked out of cub scouts as a kid... for eating a brownie..."
"Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy."
"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""
"Good news and Bad news wife: i have a good news and a bad new. Husband: i am very busy.Just give me good news. wife: The airbags worked properly in our new BMW."
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."