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Joke of the Day

"To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4"

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."

"Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms. .. Detectives released a statement saying that ""They have nothing to go on""."

"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"An app that makes your phone ring whenever someone asks ""so what's next for you"""

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."

"ME [Puts up ""Have u seen my dog?"" posters across town] HER: Oh no! You've lost your dog! M: No I just think u should see him. He's awesome"

"I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country."

"My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her"