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Joke of the Day
"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."
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"Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"Some asshole just clogged my toilet"
"I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."
"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"
"What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower"
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."
"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."