45496

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? (NSFW ish) I wouldn't let a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

Next Joke
 
"Test post, do not click. You suck at following directions."
"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."
"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"
"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"
"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."
"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."
"To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: I'm not letting you go..."
"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"
Terms & Privacy