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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? (NSFW ish) I wouldn't let a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"[at sheep farm] Me: So how do you get steel wool? Farmer: well, that we get from our metal sheep Me: huh? *sheep walks by with Slayer shirt"

"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."

"Please, I can't handle any plays on words tonight. I just had an appundectomy."

"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She can use your wifes clothes"

"Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. I definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'"

"Worst job Who has the worst job at a strip club? The bouncer, He has to work hard all night."

"A woman walks into a bar... she walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre, So he gives it to her."

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""