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Joke of the Day
"Test post, do not click. You suck at following directions."
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"I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)"
"New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson"
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Just once I'd like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do... Without being dragged out being told, ""Ma'am, you're not the bride..."""
"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English."
"What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist? A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?"
"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? brothel sprouts!"
"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."