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Joke of the Day
"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"
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"PILLOW: Hey, your anniversary is today, go buy her some flowers ME: Wow, thank God for memory foam"
"Why do watermelons have water in Them? Because they are planted in the spring!"
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"
"My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment."
"Why are redditors bad stand-up comedians? Because they'll just tell the crowd that the real joke's in the comments."
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."
"Instagram better not use my cloud pics. THEY'RE MY CLOUDS GET YOUR OWN CLOUDS ZUCKERBERG!"
"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."