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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go"

"I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom."

"I don't like to go to funerals I'm just not a mourning person."

"The 3 rings of marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"[At bar] BARTENDER: I dont think she wants to talk man ME: [dabbing on pickle juice as cologne] I think I know what the ladies want pal"

"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"

"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."

"Waiter waiter do you have frog's legs? Certainly Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!"

"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"

"Did you hear about Mr and Mrs Ballbearing? Yeah, they just had a BB."