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Joke of the Day

"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll? ""I don't know"" Wanna go for a picnic?"

"I have a confession to make... ""I want to get back with my ex""...LOL Just Kidding...""I'd rather sh!t in my hands and clap !"".."

"Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !"

"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"

"Apple scraps a new product... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that ""ITouch Kids"" is not a good product name."

"bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass..."

"Cop: [knocks] Dinosaur: can I help you? Cop: we've had reports of small arms fire [Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]"

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."