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Joke of the Day

"I'd be surprised if no one had ever tried to get pity sex using their Web MD results. ""But, baby, I'm dying..."""

"What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!"

"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"

"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"

"Green day is playing on the only two alternative rock stations in my neighborhood... There is no alternative."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."

"The developers of Apple Maps first big mistake was not calling it Mapples."

"He-Man wasn't gay. He was just uninterested in Teela and was very good friends with a man named Fisto."

"A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated. He asked the doctor ""will my leg ever grow back?"" The Doctor replied ""sorry Johnny, you only limb once"""

"So what happens to the pizza at the end of a porn film?"