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Joke of the Day

"There was a pedophile being sought out by the community... Apparently saying ""somebody please think of the children"" was the wrong thing to say."

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"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."
"My ex girlfriend had huge tits Ahh such good mammaries"
"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."
"Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp? I heard it was a blast."
"My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it. He said, ""Give her a milk bath."" I said, ""Pasteurized?"" The doctor replied, ""No, just up to her knees will do."""
"What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country? M'Laysia"
"What is green and glides down a mountain? A skiwi"
"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"
"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"