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Joke of the Day

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels."

"Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass."

"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"The problem with getting a BJ from a deaf chick They can still talk while they do it."

"I like my women just like my beer. Bound together with plastic."

"My neighbor upstairs bought a new treadmill and I accidentally just shot five holes in my ceiling."

"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."

"Just bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."