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Joke of the Day

"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."

"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"

"My new neighbor is fat, obnoxious, and loud. Now I know how Canada feels."

"How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians? A big wave."

"i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn... but I can't work out the kinks"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."

"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"

"Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake."